HELLO! *waves wildly*

Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I can hear you murmuring to yourselves "Who the fuck is this guy" and I get it, its why you have clicked on the About Page! So, my curious friends, let me enlighten you a little!

My name is Umbra, although in the "real world" I tend to go by the more human name of Dave. I'm what most people would call a Geek. I Geek out about a lot of weird and wonderful things and you will no doubt get that impression the more you read my various scribblings. I am certainly not your average kind of chap, in fact, I would certainly say I am far left of normal. I have a fascination with anything dark, scary and different. It gets a little obsessive sometimes which I am sure you will find out for yourself! I am very opinionated and like to share my views with people, even though this has often gotten me into a few awkward situations. Still managed to get out of them though, so there is that! I won't bore you with my life story, I will do that in other sections of the website! 

Now, the site. The people who know me, know that I tend to change this shit up from time to time and it can sometimes get annoying. If I'm honest, it is almost always about trying new technologies and techniques that causes me to do that. This time is certainly no different. I am planning on creating another project in the next couple of months. More about that in these very pages......at some point! Anyhoo, I digress. This site will be filled with various types of content. From blogs, to image galleries. From videos to music. I will share everything, no holes barred! In fact, that may have sounded a little wrong :O

So, I suggest you hold onto your arse trumpets as this shit may well have use of them.....you know, when I wrote this I was going somewhere with it but then I forgot and it got a little more disturbing. You catch my drift though! 

Umbra (Dave)